Let’s be honest - you know you shouldn’t bother, ‘cause with me, it’s impossible to win.
(via xkidstardustx)
(Source: sandandglass, via transparentradiation)
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- god: hey baby
- god: did it hurt
- god: when you fell from heaven?
- satan: you're a fucking dick
Son, I’m glad that condom broke, because nine months later you were born
—My dad (via iwillsmitethee)
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Old Crow Medicine Show
—Wagon Wheel
(Source: littleillusions, via 3mily)
